Scene #3040

WOODY: You! BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: According to my Nava-computer... WOODY: Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!! BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Sheriff, this is no time to panic. WOODY: This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move from their house in two days, and it's all your fault! BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: My fault?! If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place-- WOODY: Oh, yeah? Well, if YOU hadn't shown up in your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me- BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Don't talk to me about importance! Because of YOU the security of this entire universe is in jeopardy! WOODY: What?! What are you talkin' about?! BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I, alone, have information, that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command! WOODY: YOU... ARE... A... TOY!!!!! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're a-- Oh, you're an action figure! You are a child's plaything! BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: You are a sad, strange little man; and you have my pity. Farewell.